Sara Engebretsen

Somewhat comical, somewhat not at all.

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

(Source: mirchive, via keepcalm-flyhigh)

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via keepcalm-flyhigh)

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

(Source: funoux, via keepcalm-flyhigh)

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via traumoft)

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.
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obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

(via keepcalm-flyhigh)

cakejam:

HE’S BACK ONCE AGAIN

(via bennymiles)


"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  — Aubrey Plaza

"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  Aubrey Plaza

(Source: entertainingtheidea, via bennymiles)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

My fucking job holy shit

(via sosalty)

  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
— (via drunkybuddha)

(Source: mydeepest-fear, via mycrumblife)

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