SaraEngebretsen
Somewhat comical, somewhat not at all.

Just gave my little white dog a bath.

Then I started to carry her like a baby in a towel completely wrapped up. Then I plopped her on the couch. She stretched, shook, ripped off the towel and gave me a mean look.

Then I thought we had just reenacted Voldemort coming back in the Goblet of Fire.

My dog is Voldemort and I am Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail.

Whoa, a cat is in my front yard…

McGonagall

Gah, I am obsessed with Harry Potter.

I call my friend Amanda Baby Prostitute. I always say that I’m her mother. Mame Prostitute. She had a dream once that Voldemort was her father. Which means I banged him. So then I said that my vagina in the 8th horcrux. Now, today is her birthday. And this is what I said to her ^ View high resolution

I call my friend Amanda Baby Prostitute. I always say that I’m her mother. Mame Prostitute. She had a dream once that Voldemort was her father. Which means I banged him. So then I said that my vagina in the 8th horcrux. Now, today is her birthday. And this is what I said to her ^

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